Writers Depository

[Vice President Melanie Noeth]

Writers Depository is back in business. Someone informed me that the writer's strike in Hollywood doesn't concern us. Whoops! But it's okay, since I was busy giving birth the last three months!!!! So I am ready to return to work with my staff of writers. I don't know if our writers have moved on to other jobs or not. If they have, then we will need to hire more writers. So feel free to apply at this board or to our email address. (I forgot what it is)

Please disregard the troll postings on the other board. As soon as I talk to our technical guy I will delete them. (Forgot how to delete posts)

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[Sergio Impleton]

You were in labor for three months? God, that must have hurt. I haven't changed jobs; just locations. You can now find me at the Department of Writers who are hanging out around the wine coolers; i mean the water cooler; waiting for their first 1,000 readers so they can receive their first ten dollars. Considering the number of viewers we've had so far, I'd say we're in for a long wait. Melanie, don't send any more writers to this department. It already is so crowded, it has standing room only.