Writer For Sale

[Mauh Wood]

I have a writer for sale. He doesn't do much but type and gabber on all day. Money is not an issue just take him off my hands. Best offer will be considered. He can do anything, SEO, house work, human trafficking. If you don't take him I'll put him down.

Mrs. Wood

[Sergio Impleton]

If he'll work for nothing, we can always use him to write SEO friendly articles.

[Iraqi Investor]

I take human traffic, woman Mauh Wood. I have three public relations to trade for big house in California.