Britney Spears' Troubled Fan Gets Deal

[Reporter John Tannen]

Chris Cocker, YouTube legend and Britney Spears' only fan left, has received his own developmental deal by 44 Blue Productions. Chris' "Leave Britney Alone!" video was downloaded some eight million times. 44 Blue Productions' previous developmental deals included intense negotiations with a dancing cat (who they discovered was actually a visual effect) and a contract with a few terrorists who regularly behead American soldiers on camera. ("The Jihad Experience") Those deals unfortunately fell through so with Chris Cocker 44 Blue Productions finally has reason to celebrate.

[Baubles]

Well now, you know she had hot legs and we'd all be lying if we said we didn't enoy the party while it lasted.