My New Novel

[Amerelius]

I hardly expect YOU the corporate greedy deists to actually deign and hear my supplication, that is my "pitch", that vulgar word which promises to ENCOMPASS all of my thought, all my blood and my sweat and sperm, that is my FERTILE THOUGHT!

But why would I THE WRITER expect any of you greedy shysters to comprehend the majesty of my novel? All you see is the book's title, namely, "Tits" and assume its a pornographic work. And will you listen when I say it's about so much more than just tits? Of course not, your short attention span has set forth and galloped away! Well then tits. It won't even matter because you're not reading this. This writer has rattled his way into obscurity, gandling about with a shard, huh? So Tits! TitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTits because that's all my writing is to you, anyway.

[Me Too]

Just wanted to say I have a book called that too. Cept it's caled "hooters." and its a story about man and woman not sex. but i dont want to tALK about it till its finised.

[We Magazine]

We are not interested in your book. We only publish material that is commercial and can sell to mainstream audiences. That is just how we feel.

[Sergio Impleton]

Since when have tits quit being a part of the mainstream? Have they become the exclusive property of the elitists? Or is there a new politically correct word for tits? How about if I wrote a new novel on natural mammory glands versus silicone injections. Would that be more maintstream. I could do a little field work and get a feel for the comparisons between pancake tits and full mast hooters when the subject is lying down.

[Politically Correct]

I have a book called "Topless". It's very tastefully done. It covers the explosion of women uncovering their upper parts, beginning in the nineteen sixties until present day. I've paid special attention to European topless swimwear fashions and gathered a great deal of criteria from visiting Formentera, Spain. The topless phenomena is a celebration of the liberated woman who has always craved to bare her breasts the same as men. You won't find it in a book store, but if you'd like an autographed copy, just send 49.95 to [e-mail]