High Profile Job

[Reporter John Tannen]

From Craig's List

This is a high profile job for an experienced writer and blogger. We need someone to blog for us on a variety of (finance) topics. Yeah. So take a hiker, you whiners. You will not be paid anything because our blog site is on a revenue basis and we haven't figured out how to get paid yet. The Google Adwords thing, we've been clicking on it all day and still haven't seen a penny. Anyway, when we make money you will make money. This is still a high profile job, though. Contact David at Sologig.net.


Reposted from Craig's List with enthusiasm.

[Assault Your Senses Inc]

Imagine blogging about your innermost sexual fantasies. What greater pleasure could there be than to create an artistic work of erotic passions and see it posted on the Internet? Don't be afraid to Assault Your Senses! All submissions are urgently anticipated. Compensation: you'll see your name in print.

[Chinese Investor]

We give you three month of free blogging with good English speaking. We charge you forty percent cost of finance report and bill you cost of pubic relation. Very good deal.

[Iraqi Investor]

We give you better deal. We have your public relation. If you don't give us job now, he die!

[Sergio Impleton]

Would you mind taking my relations as well? I wouldn't want to be seen in public with them, but you might be able to auction them off on e-bay.