MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

[Vice President Melanie Noeth]

Michael informed we that we have been selected to write some material for the very successful Subversivy website. Does anyone know what the world subversion means? I think it has something to do with white supremacy? Anyway, we don't judge. We just write.

Tom, Debbie are you available for work?

I just talked to the owner of Subversivy someone named Maya Angelou I think. She said they need some specially skilled writers. I am going to write one story and I figured you two could wirte the others. Let me know if you're still alive and in proper mental condition to work.

Melanie

[Dylan]

I'm so excited I almost dislocated my hip from waging my tail so hard. I'm already a member of the Subversify forum, and I can tell you from experience they come up with some juicy subject matter; royal bones, nazi ducks; and recently; they introduced one of my butt buddies. You know, those guys that jump on your back real quick, go bump, bump and are on their way. Nothing's meant by it; no homosexual quirks or female perversions. It's just the manly thing to do.

[Mademoiselle Angelina]

Where I breathe, the ghosts of the past come to life; cool in their touch, vibrant in their spirits. Mortality cringes at their whispered murmurs, the memories that have been all but erased in a last grasp for the moment of now. I shall walk the vested halls of Subversify and stir those souls that have expired but not died. The past now meets with the future.

[tomcallin4ever]

I don't know what these other posts say, but I ASSURE you I am still here and still pumping lots of red, white and blue fluids in my organs. I am already working on a piece for the Subversify Magazine. And it's about TIME that I am given my REDEMPTION. Last year Melanie, as you well know, I was humiliated by the webmaster. I will NOT TOLERATE HUMILIATION. This is something we must agree upon. I demand dignity and respect from all races and religions.

I will have you know that in addition to Writers Depository I know am a celebrated BLOGGER. I make thousands of dollars a day offering friendly advice to stupid newcomers. I have given lectures and seminar programs attended by PEOPLE.

I am not bragging, Melanie. I am not trying to call attention to myself or talk about my accomplishments or my rewards. I am just saying that I want to be treated like a professional and slightly above a regular person. I trust that Subversify Magazine will pay us well. Right now, I am demanding $500 a blog. SERIOUSLY. That is how much traffic I generate.

Any more prolific and I would spawn children out my womb.

I will check on this forum later for status reports. After taking care of some other business.

Tom Callin
worth $18,002.25 according to Google Adwords

[Mitchell Warren]

Melanie, I never contacted you regarding any outsourcing work. Subversify doesn't outsource work, and least of all, to someone that can't even spell Red Skelton's name correctly.