Looking For A Writer Who Can...

[Reporter John Tannen]

From GenuineJobs.com

Looking For A Writer Who Can "Write" out loud, as in, answer phones and communicate with people via telephone in a telemarketing opportunity. Please contact Bill at [e-mail].

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[Baubles]

In other words, hang your ear to a telephone all day, listening to a lot of people who are pissed off because you called them and developing cancer from those whatchamacallit waves. That ain't writing, dude. That's ancient Chinese torture.