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Post by Minnie Mouse on Apr 18, 2008 13:44:18 GMT -5
Please stop mentioning me on this board! We famous cartoon characters live very private lives. Please do NOT mention my name, family name, or my associates ever again! My latest book "How To Scare Elephants" is critically acclaimed and a best-seller. Dumbo loves it. But please do not mention him, me, or my book on this board ever again or I will never forgive you.
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Post by daisy duck on Apr 18, 2008 15:05:23 GMT -5
Minnie! It's been so long since I heard from you. Have you forgotten your best friend? It just ruffled my feathers to see you on the Pointless Questions game show and you didn't even squeak a comment about my upcoming marriage to Donald. Yes, we're getting married! His Uncle Scrooge is getting pretty old now, so Donald stands to inherit a lot of money. I guess that will be good enough compensation for taking care of those three unruly nephews. I know it wasn't a very funny trick when they showed your kids Pluto dead in the back yard, but they honestly didn't believe it would traumatize them so much.
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Huyey Dewey and Louie
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Post by Huyey Dewey and Louie on Apr 18, 2008 15:38:37 GMT -5
Pluto isn't dead. He was only pretending to be dead. It was just a joke, I tell you! A joke! Anyway, we're only a cartoon. We can die and come back anytime.
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Post by Uncle Scrooge on Apr 18, 2008 15:43:39 GMT -5
You said it, boys. Your Uncle Scrooge will never die! I will stay in my vault with all my money and Donald won't get a penny of it, you hear? Not a penny. Too bad for you, Daisy. You should have taken my first offer. Now, it's over. You and Donald will be leaving hand to mouth for the rest of your immortal days.
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Post by Minnie Mouse on Apr 18, 2008 15:53:14 GMT -5
I said stop mentioning me! I don't want any of you talking about me, my book or the Duck family. Don't mention Pluto either. I'm asking you nicely. You don't want to see me angry.
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Post by goofy on Apr 18, 2008 15:55:00 GMT -5
I saw Uncle Scrooge looking up Daisy's skirt. Yuck. Yuck.
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Post by Donald Duck on Apr 18, 2008 15:55:16 GMT -5
Doggone stubborn little...That did it...waaa-aaaghghgh!
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Post by daisy duck on Apr 18, 2008 16:03:15 GMT -5
Boo hoo! Now look what you've done, Minnie! You've created a scandal, Donald is mad at me and the cartoon writers won't let Uncle Scrooge die just because you wouldn't even acknowledge your friends at Pointless Questions. Just for that, I'm calling the ASPCA on your dog. I've never seen you unchain him from the dog house and take him for a walk. No wonder he played dead.
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Post by Mickey Mouse on Apr 18, 2008 17:52:35 GMT -5
Minnie, what happened to us? It used to be about you and me. Every day I would come home at five, as punctual as clock work and never lost that big, black lunch box you packed for me. What went wrong? Why have you abandoned me? Minnnnnie! Come back to me.
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Post by Vice President Melanie Noeth on Dec 13, 2008 3:32:07 GMT -5
You're all psycho! Why am I reading this? I have a life!!
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Post by President Michael Calem on Feb 5, 2009 18:20:11 GMT -5
Oh my...it looks like yet another hostile takeover by Disney!
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