Need An Oscar Winning Scriptwriter

[Reporter John Tannen]

From Guru.com

I have a detective novel I am working on and need some help with characterization and plot development. I am willing to pay for your time and resourceful advice. It would help if you were an Oscar winner. If you were just nominated, then this project is probably not for you. I'm thinking more like Eric Roth or Steven Zailian than Ivan Moffat.

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[Baubles]

If I'd won an Oscar, do you think I'd even been reading this? My advice to you is, go make a million dollars, than ask for Eric Roth's advice. That'll be ten cents a word, please, for my valuable time.