Desirability Sexual Myths Exploded

[James Ivan Kingsley]

Desirability Sexual Myths Exploded

by

Alma D. Hyatt

Fact checked and polished article on desirability, something that is always on a well-read reader's mind. I applaud Mister Hyatt for a very professional job. What is it about sexual intercourse that fascinates intellectuals? I know my friends in publishing are quite engrossed in the subject. Many high profile agents have sex with the authors they represent. This is standard practice of course, at least for major New York agencies. Say what you will, sex and marketability continue to go hand in hand.

James Ivan Kingsley
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Peptide and amino acid hormone researcher, Dr. E.Z. Laye made a surprising announcement today to the board of directors at the Scientific Hardall Academy for the Promotions of Sexual Enhancements. SHAPE management teams have been specializing in the artificial and organic surgical procedures for inciting healthy hormone reactions to adequate stimulations. In discussing the necessary physiology for increased opposite gender co-ordination between actively releasing hormones, Dr. Laye revealed that it was not the biological construct that induced the greatest degree of sexual satisfaction for the male gender but the secretion of neural cell bodies through the hypothalamus, thus creating a more innovative and passionate sexual partner.


Before concluding her studies, based on molecular structure and induced incitements to the pituitary, she conducted a series of closely monitored experiments. Through the monetary contributions made by the Commitment to Positive Sexual Conduct government regulatory appropriations board, she was able to reserve one hundred rooms at a hotel whose name has been with held by request, for three weeks of experiments with one hundred male volunteers and variables within 380 sexual partners. A team of six scientists specializing in the fields of genetics, biological/ chemical analysis and cell regeneration assisted in her period of study and observation. Advanced technologies assistant, Frank Lee Peekin, who positioned the cameras and kept an in depth diary of the sexual activity, said it was one of the most stimulating and surprising field researches he had ever encountered. “Although we chose subjects for the experiment from every variable, with consideration given to age, weight, complexion, social status and cultural heritage, we divided the female species into three specific categories; the party animal, the gymnast and the intellectual.”


“Initially,” said Peekin, “the largest number of choices made by the male species was for the party animal; however; before the first week was over, this interest began to lag. We believe this is due to a pattern of behavior that was consistently exhibited by the female species of this category. The party animal invariably follows one of three types of patterns. A). She gets drunk. She goes to bed and she cries all night, feeling guilty about a past lover. B) She gets drunk. She goes to bed and expects her partner to do all the work. C) She gets drunk. She goes to bed and passes out.”



Dr. Pompous Littleman from the Los Angeles University based Laboratory for Synthetic Stimulation, and compiled work included a microscopic study of the sperm count as it came out running, added, “I really believed the gymnasts would come out on top for this one. Their expertise in acquiring ingenuous positions should have created satisfying secretion at the axon terminals enticing a reaction within the symbiotic partner. However, an alarmingly large number of the male species who chose sexual conduct with the females of this category complained of fatigue, with a few of the older males needing pulmonary and cardiovascular medical assistance well within the second week of the experiment.”


Dr. Laye’s conclusions are based not only on the results of the experiment, but on her macro-biological findings. “Eventually, the male species concluded that the intelligent woman was the best partner for a prolonged and satisfying sexual experience,” she said. “There is a sound biological reason for this based on the neural capacity of the hypothalamus. The intelligent woman secretes more peptides initiating a cascade of biochemical reactions that culminate in hormone-regulated, whole-body biological end points. That is to say that intelligent women are internally aware of erogenous stimulation within all her nerve endings and will seek to provide the same circumference zone of pleasure. This heightened neural activity makes her a knowledgeable and highly responsive sexual partner.” At the end of delivering her ground breaking discovery, she added to the consortium of directors, “and my Intelligence Equivalence was tested at 143 in case anyone is interested.”